A family dinner on last night's I Love New York 2 quickly descended into an ugly face-off between the mothers of Grand Prize Ho New York (so named for challenging both Port Authority and Penn Station's claims to being the East Coast's most traveled commuter hub) and her Italian stallion suitor, The Entertainer.

Sadly, while no trannie-weave and/or beaver-ass-hair was yanked throughout the heated exchange, the colorful stream of insults launched between the two protective lionesses were more than enough to earn the clip Official Apocalypse-Hastening Highlight Status by our certified board of reality TV catfight assessors.