In a Chicago courtroom today, Shia LaBeouf has been cleared of all charges relating to an incident last month in which he was arrested for drunkenly refusing to leave a Walgreens. LaBeouf reacted to the news with a smile—a great relief to fans concerned the star of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull would crack under the pressure of criminal prosecution, eventually dropping to his knees and begging the judge, "Nonononononono!" [Fox News]