[Audible gasp!] Is it possible that MTV documentary series The HIlls, which purports to depict the lives of people who have achieved celebrity through another semi-scripted reality TV program as they navigate the world of Hollywood, might concoct dramatic scenarios into which they can place their thoroughly uninteresting subjects? Read about how producers pimped out their stars to some unknown rock band during a trip to Paris and wait for the basic cable universe to collapse all around you! [Page Six]