You've perhaps caught wind by now of news that Lindsay Lohan has emerged from her post-rehab media-blackout cocoon in the most unlikely of places: A phoned-in interview to Las Vegas radio show Mark and Mercedes in the Morning, who were offering a pair of Hannah Montana concert tickets to anyone who could convince a celebrity to call them. (Lohan obliged for a friend's kids, apparently having used up her last favors with Ticketmaster the time she demanded a block of 4000 seats to a Stevie Nicks concert, and failed to show up.)

But while you can admittedly find this audio in countless spots across the internets, it's only at Defamer where you can experience Lohan's innermost thoughts on McDonalds, Tila Tequila, urban pop, and planned trips to Africa accompanied by a soothing, lightly psychedelic slideshow composed entirely of random images of vegetables, as envisioned by our own Molly McAleer. Enjoy.