• Kate Moss is steamed about love slob Doherty's scheme to pimp "raunchy" home vids for Beeb! [P6]
  • Wandering Jew Woody Allen to, THANK GOD, come back to America to make movies. Ricky Gervais: "Woody Allen isn't Woody Allen anymore." [R&M]
  • Goodbye, actual gossip! I guess we'll see you after Christmas or something?