Taking a page from Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton's guide to ruling the world, Malaysian Health Minister Chua Soi Lek admitted to being the star of two much-circulated sex tapes. One is an hour long! That's some tantric shit right there. The girl in the video, he said, was "a personal friend" but not his wife. Go figger! It also bears mention that the current Prime Minister, Abdullah Badawi, came to power (!) after accusing the man who came before him (!!) of sodomy. Whatever the motives are, however, this does mean that now Pakistan is going to be run by a 19-year-old and the health of Malaysia is in the hands of a philandering sex-addict which is either cause for hope or despair in 2008. [BBC]