The 200-decibel siren atop Cedars Sinai, which alerts all celebrity tabloid editors within a twenty-five mile radius about breaking celebrity-related medical events taken place within its walls, is currently wailing to signal the imminent arrival of Nicole Richie's baby. "She's going to start pushing soon," said the guy from Good Charlotte who impregnated her; stayed tuned for important overheard updates regarding the exact measurements for her current vaginal dilation. [UsMagazine.com]