Give Us Your Poor, Your Tired, Your Headless Masses Longing To See 'Cloverfield'
If Harry Knowles's ecstatic, Greatest Single Experience of All Time Including My First Breath, First Kiss, and the First Time I Tasted Cherry Garcia review of Cloverfield wasn't enough to get you excited about Paramount's latest release, perhaps we can tempt you with this headless Statue of Liberty replica currently erected on their lot.
Like a triple-dog-dare calling out to Bin Laden—whom we strongly suspect is Cloverfield-obsessed io9 commenter Slush-O-Matic—there exists right now perhaps no better temporary monument to Americans' unwavering desire to have the shit scared out of them in the face of growing global adversity.