The Mad Money morning show tour made another stop at GMA today, but unlike the zonked-yet-consummately-ladylike presence of Katie Holmes, an animated Diane Keaton seemed in full command of her mental faculties, if somewhat lacking in the ladylike department.

During an inspired riff in which she coveted Diane Sawyer ripe, pillowy lips, the iconic screen comedienne lamented how scoring such a genetic good fortune would have allowed her the luxury of not having "to work on my fucking personality." However many millions the slip ends up costing ABC in FCC fines, however, we'd argue was worth it, for it really required something as potent as an f-bomb dropped by a toilet-mouthed showbiz veteran in a turtleneck to finally dispel the stubborn whiff of brainwashing hanging around the studio since yesterday's broadcast.