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You'd think the tale of Bonnie Brown, the woman who made millions swapping massages for Google stock, would make for interesting reading. In a Huffington Post blog entry, Brown manages to spend 451 words telling us that she dislikes being famous and didn't know what the word "gumption" meant until she encountered it in a movie starring Kate Winslet. Brown has a book out called "Giigle." Are you thinking it sounds skippable? Consider yourself lucky already.