Owen walks, talks
Just an hour ago, the man formerly known as "buttercupbutterscotch stallion" and now simply known as "crazy," Owen Wilson, was seen walking on Broadway wearing a fedora - not riding a bicycle or even a unicycle.
Just saw Owen on 23rd and Broadway talking on his cell and wearing a fedora. More importantly, he was using his God-given gams to mobilize himself, instead of his recently ubiquitous bicycle. If I recall he was wearing bootcut pants and a blazer. The fedora/cowboy hat was the most distinguishing attribute, except of course his nose.
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