Woody Allen hopes that Scarlett Johansson won't end up booze-addled and paparazzi hounded like some of her peers in young Hollywood. He also apparently hopes that she doesn't travel back to 1999, cautioning her against the "Page Six party route." The Post gossip section is still sort of powerful (though, depending on who you ask, emasculated) but it certainly doesn't cover any of the sordidness of young celebrity with the same prurience as these quickly rusting internets. At this point, the Page Six party route is something of an optimistic goal for a young star. Here's hoping rickety old Allen never stumbles upon TMZ by accident. Talk about crimes and misdemeanors! (clunk) [Showbiz Spy]