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Come meet Valleywag's newest writer, Melissa Gira Grant. Try not to ignore her boyfriend, Gawker writer and original Valleywag Nick Douglas. I'm guessing the hot topics will be sex, money, and sex. Oh, and your very important tech company, whatever it is. Yeah. Drinking and carousing starts at 4 p.m. and runs until at least 8.