A loose coalition of Internet users calling themselves "Anonymous" have, they say, "declared war" on the Church of Scientology. But they're going beyond the usually ineffective methods of online protest. "Our struggle is directed against the toxic ideals and behavior the corrupt, violent and abusive leadership of the church," the group declared in one YouTube video. Scary, right? Well, maybe as scary as a grumpy lolcat. Check out the clip: At protests over in London today, the gathered Anon wore masks from a 2005 Natalie Portman vehicle and chanted "Do Not Want." Can haz SP?