New York got 20 million page views on Monday and Tuesday. Non-Lohan content "received between 2 million and 3 million page views." Further: maybe we are wrong about everything, or some things, at least? "A spokeswoman says New York has sold 500 more subscriptions this week than in an average week." Sure to be 500 very disappointed people. Unless they really need to know the best doctors in New York or why everyone hates Park Slope. [Portfolio]