Like a James Ellroy novel, two Beverly Hills plastic surgeons recently did a survey to find out which celebrity features people would pay and bleed and disfigure to have. It's a typical smattering of famous folks of the day, and of course Star magazine was there to report the results and put together a picture mash-up of the perfect celebrity lookalike plastic surgery make-over. [Star] After the jump, a handy list of which features are in demand, as well as a larger version of the creepy computer models.

Women:

  • Katherine Heigl's nose
  • Angelina Jolie's lips
  • Keira Knightley's cheeks (she has cheeks?)
  • Jessica Simpson's hair
  • Katie Holmes' eyes (post droop-eye surgery, I assume)

Men:

  • Daniel Craig's eyes
  • Leonardo DiCaprio's nose
  • Matt Damon's lips
  • Christian Bale's jaw
  • John Stamos' hair (hah!)