Argentinian actor Juan Pablo di Pace is furious over an old Royal Opera House advertisement he appeared in, telling the Daily Mail that not only was he not being compensated for the use of his image, but "a crucial part of his anatomy has been air-brushed unflatteringly, making it appear much smaller than it is in real life." Well, we all know where this is headed: click on the image to enlarge (heh) and judge for yourself.