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First answer: A boy. I think. At least he says he's a boy. Johnnyboyxo, like Chris Crocker before him, is a feminine young man who gives TMI about his personal life. But the actually stable Johnny will never pull a "Leave Britney Alone." When commenters called him a tranny, he started playing one in his videos. This easygoing attitude might kill his chance at making one fifteen-million-view video, but it could also help him become a popular little comedian. Below, Johnny talks about his heavy flow. In the second clip (which got half a million views), Johnny thanks his vibrator for saving his Valentine's Day.

These videos are of course terribly NSFW.

Johnny also writes music and does hair extensions in Philly and New Jersey. Go see him and bring a camcorder, and I'll totes pay for the extensions.