Lauren Goldstein Crowe, the Portfolio.com fashion editor whose understanding of computers rivals my grandfather's, is leaving the site next month. She says the experience "taught me a lot about the Internet." This is a woman who thought @aol.com email addresses were "really cute" and didn't realize blogging was for the misanthropic. She also learned that the internet is no cash cow: Apparently she wanted more than Portfolio.com was willing to give her. Let your newfound knowledge of Google image search guide you, Lauren, in your forthcoming "unauthorized Jimmy Choo story." [via Doree Chronicles]