· Today on The View, Snoop Dogg demonstrated his signature yoga position, sideways-facing fucked-up-in-this-bitch. [The View]
· Distressing news out of ShoWest: Global warming trends will force the price of a medium-sized bucket of movie theater popcorn to rise to an astonishing $199.95 in the coming year. [LAT]
· The warrant for Richard Gere's arrest for publicly shaking Shilpa's Shettys has been lifted. Watch out, India: He's coming back for your women! [Yahoo News]
· Are you a healthy young man with a deep desire to go to Coachella, but not the means to afford those hefty admission prices? Fear not. Sperm For Tickets can help. [spermfortickets.com via b3ta]
· Hey, you. Yeah, you! Don't be a shmuck! Photocopy your wallet, dumbass! [Consumerist]