As befitting this scattershot, post-holiday morning, two random and possibly unknowable blind items today. One about a famous DJ who could possibly only be famous in England: "Which garrulous DJ had an embarrassing amorous encounter? The object of his affection managed to get her chewing gum stuck in a rather awkward place." Casey Kasem? After the jump, the tale of a lonely, lecherous... dermatologist.

"Which wrinkled, divorced dermatologist was hitting on the sales beauties at Bergdorf Goodman? He jumped from one to the next, pressing them for their digits, and one crafty hottie slipped him a wrong phone number just to get rid of him." [P6]