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Congratulations, bloggers! OfficeMax has granted all of you — each and every one of you — "exclusive access" to top marketer Bob Thacker! You can meet him next Friday, in fact! And by "meet," OfficeMax means "listen to him read part of a speech on a conference call." A thought for all you bloggers: If you want exclusive access to Thacker, why not look up the number for OfficeMax's headquarters in Naperville, Illinois and just call him? Heck, I'll save you the work: 630-438-7800. That seems easier.