For every 500,000 views he gets, Soulja Boy is putting up a freestyle on YouTube. Sample lyrics by the creator of "Crank Dat" and "Yahhh": "I don't give a fuck I'm fresh, what you damn think?" I can see the history of music melting, Old Dirty Bastard is rolling blunts in his grave, and yet my ass is involuntarily bouncing.

On the one hand, it's pretty awesome to open your second big single's music video with a ringtone of your first single. On the other hand, it's a song about how to be a prick.