Akash Maharaj faked his way into Yale and was ultimately brought down by his vindictive Latin lover, Skull and Bones member Victor Cazares. Theirs was a torrid affair, we can only assume, filled with explosive fights and banal Facebook Wall postings, IvyGate reports. These Facebook Wall notes are notable both in their level of obsession, and as a window into the minds and unique courting rituals of the MySpace Generation. "Wait. if you're 'studying with victor,' why aren't you here?"

Victor Cazares wrote at 6:05pm on March 21st, 2007 wait. if you're studying with victor, why aren't you here? Victor Cazares wrote at 12:47pm on March 21st, 2007 god, i'm so awful Victor Cazares wrote at 12:47pm on March 21st, 2007 are you up yet?

Victor Cazares wrote
at 12:47pm on March 21st, 2007
yes, i should be doing work.

Victor Cazares wrote
at 12:47pm on March 21st, 2007
shall we watch them tonight?

Victor Cazares wrote
at 12:47pm on March 21st, 2007
they both came in my netflix today

[IvyGate]