Slow Cooker
So everyone was pretty good on American Idol last night, right? I mean, except for David Cook who's such a smug piece of shit he should just go cram it with walnuts. Oh, and Archuleta. Get rid of him. But everyone else! Yay! Am I crazy to think that the best, most exciting part of this season has been watching Kristy Lee Cook increasingly not suck? It'd be a shame if she went home tonight. Especially since the wicked Syesha still prowls the stage, hunting for her next victim. What did you think of last night? Wasn't Mariah Carey surprisingly lucid and helpful? Emancipation indeed!