Make The Best Awkward Come-on Tape

We all had fun sharing the music we like with Muxtape, the online playlist tool. But today I want to hear mixtapes along a theme: Boy or girl makes awkward come-on tape to an unrequited love who already has a significant other. Extra points if you stick to one genre. Make your own and link to it in the comments. Here's mine: I could be your boyfriend (if only you'd leave that jerk).