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· "What's our name?!" "Spike TV!" "And who do we serve?" "Men!" "And what do men like?" "Rambo!" "So what do we do?" "Air all the Rambos! Aarrghghhhh!!!!" [Variety]
· Rob Schneider, Kristin Cavallari, and Rumer Willis will star in Wild Cherry: "When she finds out the boyfriend's only interested in her for the sake of the team's 'bang book,' she and her best friends plan their revenge inspired by the Greek play 'Lysistrata,'" a source we're certain its cast is intimately familiar with. [Variety]

· The Week in Unnecessary Terminator Remake News: Moon Bloodgood (now that's a name) has been cast in McG's Terminator Salvation: The Future Begins, while Fox picks up another 13 episodes of Terminator: The Jailbait Killing Machine Chronicles. [THR, THR]
· Like type 2 diabetes and things with your girlfriend lately, SAG negotiations have become "much more serious." [Variety]
· The founder of the Hell's Angels (the very fact that that person is still alive fills us with awe) is suing HBO over their pilot 1%, saying the Donald Logue series about an Arizona motorcycle club was his idea. [THR]