Just as the nicest spring can turn gray and stormy, as it is today, the most charmed and seemingly happy of celebrity lives can become dark and turmoiled. Like this poor movie star, who has been living a lie: "Which Hollywood star, who's had a string of failed romances with eligible leading men, frequents lesbian bars in New York and LA?" [Mirror]. Or perhaps this troubled and, um, unfeeling fellow: "Which music-producing superstar recently had his nether regions pierced in hopes of increasing his, you know, sensation?" [Full Disclosure] Ah these darling buds of May. How they are... uh, shaken by.. rough... winds. Sigh. Two more tales of anger and failure after the jump.

  • "Which executive producer and creator of two hit TV comedy series doesn't do his own work? Laments one insider: 'He's content to sit back and let everyone do the writing for him when they're supposed to be his shows.'" [Rush & Molloy]
  • "Which formerly awesome Major League pitcher can the blame loss of shoulder strength on years of smoking pot and one drug-addled incident where he had to carry a passed-out date up three flights of stairs? His fastball hasn't been the same since." [Full Disclosure]