Doesn't anyone feel just the teensiest bit sorry for James Frey? Personal feelings about his writing and the fact that he interviews like Forrest Gump aside, during the current media blitz surrounding Bright Shiny Morning (the one he told Vanity Fair he wouldn't be doing!), the dude is practically hog-tied at every opportunity and forced to talk about his past sins. The constant rehashing makes for a really boring interview. How many times must a man be forced to apologize? Was F. Scott Fitzgerald right? Are there truly no second acts in American lives?