I know, I can't concentrate either. The sure-to-be mind blowing, fanfuckingtastic season finale of Lost is only eleven short hours away and it's really just all I can think about. So you'll excuse me if I make this brief so I can go obsess some more. Today's blind items tell tales of escort services, possible gays, blowjobs, and British people who probably none of us have ever heard of. England! It's like some weird, mystical island where crazy things happen... See! There I go again.

1) "Which wife of a major real estate developer hired a private eye to confirm her husband is gay? Surprise! The investigator discovered the hubby was actually a regular customer of a female escort service." [NYDN

2) "A list television actor on a hit network show must feel like he can get away with anything at this point. For at least the third time, his girlfriend has caught him in bed with someone. Well, to be perfectly accurate, not always in bed. One time he was getting orally serviced while standing up in his trailer when the girlfriend came in. Oh, and another time it was on the couch, not the bed. But, you get the point. The latest incident was actually in a bed, and for the first time actually occurred at the home they share. He knows she won't leave and so has told her that she just needs to deal with it if she wants to be with him." [CDaN]

3) "Which unfortunate WAG turns a blind eye to her long-term footballer boyfriend's sleazy off-field antics, and continues to tell embarrassed pals that the pair will be together forever?" [Mirror]