So I'm going to go see the Sex and the City movie tonight with a bunch of ladies and I'm a little embarrassed about it. I mean, look, I don't watch football or read Maxim, but even I've got a line. And Girl Power 3000 dates to the Lady Business movie seem a bit across that line. But, oh well, it's with good friends so it should be fun. In preparation I'm just going to spend today eating like two steaks and drinking some Bud and lifting heavy things and—oh fuck it—blind items!! Yay!! Bitchy!!!


1) "Which D-list celeb is so desperate to get in the paper, he puts on a ridiculous accent and rings journalists with madeup stories about himself in a bid to drum up publicity?" [Mirror]

2) "How about another adventure from our actor from yesterday? Not as interesting, but still fun in a car wreck kind of way. Film Festival. Toronto actually. Yay Canada. Party for the premiere of one of his films. Drinks until he is passed out and his manager carries him to his room. Like I said. Not as interesting but hopefully will provide some insight into yesterday." [CDaN]

3) "This aging, but in no way old or even middle age Academy Award nominee/winner (you decide if he won) for best actor is actually legally blind. Can't read unless it is in HUGE TYPE. Has lots of problems doing action or anything other than staying very close to his mark because he cannot see more than a few feet. When you see him in public, he is always with someone. Always. Never by himself because he can't go anywhere by himself." [CDaN]