"I Wish I Was Taller"
Patrick House, who won the New Yorker's cartoon-caption contest, explains it all: "You are not trying to submit the funniest caption. You are trying to win The New Yorker's caption contest." The contest—like everything these days—is decided by online vote: "E-mail everyone you know. Create a Facebook group. Call in longstanding debts. It helps if, like me, you have no shame." [Slate]