Friday is upon us once again! A giddy sense of possibility fills me, as I anticipate how I'll spend two spring days in New York City. Drinking without consequence! (Sort of! Not at all actually!) Gays in Astoria! Lunch in midtown! Museums! Though, realistically, I'll be in my underpants, on my couch, shamefully watching here! on demand. So that's kind of depressing. At least I have some blind items, after the jump, to keep my mind whirring with possibility over the next two lonely days.

1) "At this point this the only thing keeping this on and off screen couple from that NY teen show together are the cameras and the publicity they get for being together." [CDaN]

2) "This one is long and involved, but is interesting. Lets get the people out of the way first. Singer/Female/always has been Top 40 along with her celebrity male friend. So apparently our singer decided she wanted a baby and her current guy of the moment was not giving it to her. So, she and her friend hatched a plan and established a base at a hotel room in San Diego. Lots of military guys in San Diego and they thought that would work best. Posted an ad on Craigslist for guys who wanted to help a woman conceive. The suitors were interviewed by the celebrity male for someone who looked as close as possible to her current boyfriend and someone was picked. At this point, before the female singer could follow through she decided that maybe she and her boyfriend were getting serious and so the pair called the whole thing off. What I can't figure out is whether or not she was going to be pregnant by someone unknown or if she was going to try and pass the baby off as belonging to her boyfriend. The suitors had no idea who the singer was, and were not even told she was a celebrity. To them, she was just a woman who wanted to get pregnant. If you are asking yourself how the potential suitor would not have figured out who it is, you would need to know the celebrity male. He would make sure. As far as I know she has kept quiet about the whole thing. It is the celebrity male who can't keep his mouth shut." [CDaN]

3) "Pork-Me Pop-Off, a veritable newbie to the barracuda-infested world of boldface names and gossip slinging, is poised to overtake his more famous sibling, Slurpa, an expert at infamy and clandestine canoodling. Only Pork-Me doesn't really realize the dubious media powers he holds, how naïve...how very sweet! ..." [Read the rest of Ted Casablanca's pretty how town poem here.