Like Kirsten Dunst's Face, Taxi Makes Money Even When Motionless

[Actors Ryan "Face Rub" Gosling and Kirsten "Fey Indifference" Dunst on the New York set of their new film "All Good Things" today; image via INF]

MisterHippity's new line beats the original, "Please Driver, to the Airport. We're Going on an Ego Trip."