Social-twit Paris Hilton talks exactly like we thought she would! In US Weekly, D-list celebrity and comedian Kathy Griffin explains how she had to translate Paris's words to Jenny McCarthy, who had "couldn't understand a word she said." Paris told Jenny, "Hi, bitch! Comes to my party? Publicist? Bye, bitch!" Translation:

Griffin explained,

"Slow down. Let's translate. Hi, bitch is her greeting. Comes to my party? just means she doesn't have good grammar. She's trying to invite you to a party. Publicist? means your publicist should contact her publicist. And Bye, bitch just means goodbye.

[US Weekly]