It rained at the Pride parade. Sad. And now it's Monday. Sigh. At least we've got some blind items to cheer us up, random as they may be. Yes indeed, after the jump we have a football player, a "famous festival-goer," and some items about those strange cousins of famous people who no one really gets, soap stars.

1) "Which NFL star pulled a girl toward the bathroom of a West Chelsea club the other night with the line: 'Baby, you have no idea what I'm about to show you?' She fled toward the end zone." [NYDN]

2) "Which famous festival-goer couldn't believe his luck when a fan surprised him with a big bag of Colombian marching powder? No wonder the quirky star scurried off to his Winnebago so fast." [Mirror]

And now the soaps...

3) "CBS actress. I didn't do them earlier in the week, but apparently this actress will because she has done almost every guy and even some of the girls on her show and others. She is single.

4) "ABC actress. Divorced. At last count has been under the knife of a plastic surgeon 7 times and she is under the age of 40. She tells everyone that she has had only one operation, but everyone just goes along with it. Oh, and when she got divorced, everyone sided with the husband.

5) "NBC actor. Not his first starring soap role. Been around forever. Also has a drug habit that has been around forever. Lives in a dump of an apartment because he would rather spend all his money on drugs.

6) "CBS actor. This actor left his show recently even though he was a very popular guy. He said it was on his own terms, but he was actually fired. Seems that he had several warnings for sexual harassment but just kept doing it. Since then. Crickets make more noise than his career.