A Bike-By Clowning

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Seth Abramovitch

07/09/08 07:15PM

Filed to: To Do

Well, she's not in a bikini (awwww), but it is Molly McAleer (yayyyyy!), Defamer's resident videographer and ToDoLogist, back with another fascinating chapter from her ongoing, serialized memoir, Musings of an Asian Sex Worker. In today's gripping installment, our heroine battles her greatest foe yet—Clown on a Bike Guy—with the help of her crime- and hangover-fighting companion, Alexis Hyde. Click or die.

Oh, and here's some stuff you can do tonight:
· Mods and Rockers Festival at the Egyptian Theater.
· Bimbos Live! Girls Gone Funny at the Knitting Factory.
· That's What She Said Show at Eagle LA.

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raincoaster Seth Abramovitch 07/10/08 12:48AM

@CourageousCoward: "Chasing the Clown Down" is, I think, a euphemism for a sugar high obtained off candy apples and cotton candy. Or it damn well should be!

guitarsnob Seth Abramovitch 07/09/08 08:27PM

You wouldn't fit in at Le Cercle unless you were dressed in micro-mini and lucite heels. Seriously, from what I see on my Saturday evening cigarette exchursions, it's like a Fredericks of Hollywood convention (and the guys that like that shit).

Molly McAleer Seth Abramovitch 07/09/08 09:10PM

@guitarsnob: I just love when I roll by at 1:30 on a Saturday morning and all you can see is what appears to be a flood of Korean teens floating into the abyss of K-town.

I also hold Le Cercle responsible for the piles of vomit I've discovered out on the sidewalks recently. I put that together because someone told me it was bottle service only there. I am like Spenser: For Fucking Hire.

denominator Seth Abramovitch 07/09/08 08:56PM

"Alexis Hyde" is my new favorite member of Miss McAleer's Magical Minions. Don't be a stranger.