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· In a very special Defamer moment, we bonded with Kathy Griffin — er, make that Emmy nominee Kathy Griffin.
· Silverman/Kimmel, RIP. Just don't blame this woman.
· Finally, to Entertainment Tonight's relief, The Chosen Two arrived.
· We spat on those who dared ding The Dark Knight's Bat-armor.
· Fashion-line neophyte Lindsay Lohan took the heat for Miley Cyrus's midriff-baring ways.
· W co-stars Josh Brolin and Jeffrey Wright liked the Shreveport police so much, they planned a reunion in December.
· Not even "Breathe, dawg" found its way to our epochal Two Coreys low points.
· For a few hours, anyway, Justin Theroux was the coolest new screenwriter in town. Alas. Fucking Cody.
· You don't care about Eddie Murphy. This means you, too, Fox.
· Bird-lover Andy Dick just couldn't control himself around fine chicken.
· If you can't hack it at the Spider-Man: The Musical auditions, there's always Colin Farrell: A Dark Twisted Puppy.
· Hey! Where did Sarah Jessica Parker's mole — oh. Never mind.
· Topless Sienna Miller could learn a thing or two from bikini-rocking Helen Mirren.
· Molly McAleer for Best Actress!