Kristin Cavallari announced last week that she will embark on a cross-country book tour next month to promote her debut true crime thriller Balancing in Heels. If you were planning to catch Kristin when she hits Anderson’s Bookshop in Naperville, Illinois, beware: The event has strict rules.

To be admitted to the book signing, attendees must purchase tickets in advance. A $26 ticket ($27.90 w/ service fee) includes a copy of the book and NO GUARANTEES. From the ticketing website:

This is a book signing event only. Each fan in line must purchase a ticket (which includes a copy of the book) in order to attend. Books purchased at other vendors are not permitted in the signing line.

Leave your backup copies of Balancing in Heels by Kristin Cavallari at home, please.

There will be no personalization of names, just her signature. She will NOT be able to sign any memorabilia or fan art.

Kristin is extremely busy and has no time for Kristin Cavallari fan art, of which there is surely a lot.

The seat number is actually your assigned place in the signing line. There are no actual seats for this event.

Hope you can walk, bitch.

You will receive your book when you arrive at the event. They will NOT be available for pick up before that time.

Don’t even ask!

PLEASE NOTE that this event follows the author’s and publisher’s wishes and may mean limits on photos and the number of signed or personalized books. Anderson’s Bookshop is not responsible for changes made by the author to the guidelines prior to or during the event. Your understanding is appreciated.

Thank you.

Napervillians, Kristin looks forward to seeing you on March 19!

This has been 500 Days of Kristin.

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