Charlie Sheen and wife-to-be Brooke Mueller are getting married tonight. The bride might already be pregnant, and Denise Richards might be planning to crash the party with her reality show camera crew. Should be fun! [Rush & Molloy]
Gwyneth Paltrow stays fit by working out for three hours each day, at least according to Mario Batali. [Us Weekly]
Clay Aiken's best friend (and producer) was artificially inseminated with his sperm. [TMZ]
Star has a photo of Chris Noth dressed up as a woman on the set of his first movie. [Star]
Jenna Bush and Henry Hager are still honeymooning in Hawaii, while you're trapped in a cubicle at work. [People]
Is Campion Platt's frightening wife Tatiana joining the cast of The Real Housewives of NYC next season? [Page Six]
Russian billionheiress Anna Anisimova was probably the inspiration behind the uber-rich Polish daughter with a penchant for pricey Hamptons rentals in Alex Berenson's new novel. [Page Six]
Reports that Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart are engaged aren't true. Bummer. [Celebitchy]
Alicia Keys refused to speak to anyone at a Seventeen magazine covershoot because she was "resting her vocal cords." [Page Six]
50 Cent is partnering with MTV on an Apprentice-like show where he'll search for the next hip hop mogul. [Variety]
Lauren Hutton is one person who is not excited about the SATC premiere. [Contact Music]
Socialite Valesca Guerrand-Hermès saw her ex-husband Mathias and the French woman he left her for, on the street in Southampton. [Page Six]
Rocker Steven Tyler says he went to rehab to recover from a foot surgery, not a substance abuse problem. [People]
Remember Hanson? Zac—he's the youngest one—and his wife had a baby. [People]
Why was Whitney Port sipping tequila with investment banker J.P. Gutfreund? [Page Six]
