Charlie Sheen and wife-to-be Brooke Mueller are getting married tonight. The bride might already be pregnant, and Denise Richards might be planning to crash the party with her reality show camera crew. Should be fun! [Rush & Molloy]
Clay Aiken's best friend (and producer) was artificially inseminated with his sperm. [TMZ]
Star has a photo of Chris Noth dressed up as a woman on the set of his first movie. [Star]
Jenna Bush and Henry Hager are still honeymooning in Hawaii, while you're trapped in a cubicle at work. [People]
Is Campion Platt's frightening wife Tatiana joining the cast of The Real Housewives of NYC next season? [Page Six]
Russian billionheiress Anna Anisimova was probably the inspiration behind the uber-rich Polish daughter with a penchant for pricey Hamptons rentals in Alex Berenson's new novel. [Page Six]