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Did you miss the ridiculously fawning profile of Tyra Banks in the New York Times Magazine over the weekend? A 100-word recap!

"Tyra has 275 smiles... Banks has studied, honed and mastered the smile... She seems to care very little about being cool or stylish... Banks appears to be more closely aligned with the solid, less aggressively chic charms of Middle America... She sees nearly every American movie, and she loves TV... Banks does not flaunt her income like some superstars... She is without a molecule of irony... Banks is very connected to her high-school self... She is a self-proclaimed "foodie." Between her two shows, Banks is never not working... Banks regularly commiserates with her guests... She has always been determined... With her face free of paint and glitter, Banks seems to glow..."