Hills robot Heidi Montag wears a tiny bikini, Clarin's suncream and little else. [Hollywood Tuna]
Hills human Lauren Conrad is out at Teen Vogue. [WWD]
The guy who tried to extort 1.3 million dollars from Tom Cruise is sentenced to 2 years probation. The other defendant hanged himself in September. [BBC]
Bad mother Britney Spears makes the cover of Rolling Stone [Mirror]
Hot literary feud between Wallace Stegner and Ken Kesey. Kesey: "We were on different sides of the fence. As I took LSD and he drank Jack Daniel's, we drew the line between us right there." [P6]
