• Turns out good looking gay icon and Fox News anchor Bill Hemmer is straight/in denial. [Queerty]
  • Embattled lady lover and embattle supermarket tycoon Ron Burkle is named finance chair in Hill's campaign. [NYP]
  • George Michael is a father, many times over! (That means he's had sex with women, btw!) [Sun]
  • Lindsay Lohan was at the Beatrice in where she either sat or didn't sit on her ex-boyfriend's lap and could have gotten in a fight with photographers. [NYDN]
  • 13 people have been arrested in Turkey for trying to assassinate Nobel Laureate Orhan Pamuk, thus adding fuel to the fire that he is a more bad-ass version of Salman Rushdie. [Guardian]