Ethan Hawke To Have Another Baby Hawke
Auden-reading Uma-ex Ethan Hawke is going to be a father, for the third time. The mother of this child is his girlfriend Ryan Shawhughes who, as one with a keen sense of history might remember, was the nanny of his two older children with Ms. Thurman. In other news, I just saw an Virgin Media ad here which featured Uma Thurman in a wind tunnel. It's a close up of her face as the wind forces her cheeks to ripple back like sails. It's at once frightening, strangely alluring and intimidating. All reasons, I posit, that Hawke might have gone for and impregnated the somewhat less challenging nanny.