Uma Thurman, whose stalker was merely given probation earlier this week rather than sent to jail, isn't going to let that psychopath accost her on-set again, thanks. Now filming the comedy Motherhood in the West Village, the Tarantino muse has hired a body guard to protect her from Jack Jordan and any other disturbed individuals who may show up at her trailer to deliver disquieting greeting cards. [Showbiz Spy]