Brad Pitt spent the weekend at the Miami Basel fair in Switzerland buying a $293,000 white marble table and $25,000 chairs while a very pregnant Angelina Jolie stayed home in France. [Page Six]
The Calvin Klein party that was supposed to be held in the same SoHo building where Heath Ledger died was moved just a couple hours before it began last night, but nobody told Eva Mendes. [TMZ]
Now that Jennifer Lopez has fired all her nannies, she's moved her mom Guadalupe into her Brookville mansion to take care of the twins. That's one way to cut costs. [Celebitchy]
Michelle Obama signed on to appear as a guest host on The View on June 18. Set your TiVos now. [E!]
Queen Latifah and her trainer/girlfriend Jeanette Jenkins have supposedly gotten engaged, and are in the process of planning a wedding. [Janet Charlton's Hollywood]
Michael Kors was spotted weeping in the audience of a Broadway show. How touching. And he was there with his mom. [Page Six]
Liv Tyler might be having second thoughts about her split from Royston Langdon. [Star]
A Hills spinoff show about Whitney Port's job at People's Revolution, and her attempt to become bi-coastal and make friends in New York, might be in the works. [MSNBC]
Ed McMahon might lose his Beverly Hills home if he can't come up with the $644,000 in mortgage payments he's behind on. We'll resist making the same Publisher's Clearinghouse joke making the rounds. [ET]
Ex-Law & Order actor Dennis Farina was charged with three misdemeanors for carrying a loaded weapon through LAX. If convicted, he could face 30 months in the clink. Cha-ching. [People]
Angsty Avril Lavigne's getting her own fragrance line. [AHN]
Carla Bruni says she fell in love with French Prez Nicolas Sarkozy because "he has five or six brains which are remarkably irrigated," whatever the hell that means. [Page Six]
Candy Spelling—the widow of Aaron who's worth more than $600 million—won $180,000 at a Las Vegas slot machine. [Hollyscoop]
More details on Rosie O'Donnell's Monday appearance on Howard Stern's radio show: When asked about former arch nemesis Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Rosie said she's very attractive, although not as attractive as Angelina Jolie whose "darkness" is sexy. [Us Weekly]
As if life wasn't hard enough Solange Knowles—Beyonce's little sister—the wannabe singer and single teen mother broke her foot while on stage performing. [E!]
Another day, another Gwyneth Paltrow story. The actress says chopping her hair off was an extremely emotional experience, because she hadn't had anything more than a trim since her dad died in 2002. [In Case Your Didn't Know]
In equally riveting celebrity news, Mark Ronson says he hated summer camp as a kid because he's afraid of heights and he once fell off the top bunk in the middle of the night. [Page Six]
