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Hummer salesmen—those poor global warming-enabling souls! Because of outrageous gas prices and a faltering economy, fewer egomaniacs are ponying up for the gas-guzzlers, especially the top-of-the-line H2, which gets a not exactly Honda Civic-esque 10 miles to the gallon. All this has left the Manhattan Hummer showroom on 11th Avenue sadly deserted of late. "I haven't sold an H3 in a long time," laments salesman Leonard Blotz. And we thought mortgage bond traders had it bad. Although judging from what we've seen emerging from the Lincoln Tunnel as of late, we're going to guess Blotz's colleagues in Mahwah aren't nearly as depressed.