Paris Hilton Stashes Her Poor Pets Where Authorities Can't Find Them
Los Angeles Animal Services finally decided to investigate mounting evidence of Paris Hilton's cruelty to her bitches and pussies, but of course Paris whipped up a "serious construction" project at her house that conveniently allowed her to hustle her, like, 20 pets away to "animal handlers," so the sad pet detective was reduced to leaving a message with the maid. "Tell me exactly where your poor pets are having sex with each other and dying in closets or I shall be forced to come back and leave a second note, also I was one of the 10 people who saw your movie, loved it LOL kthanks," it probably read. After the jump, an October self-shot video showing Paris cuddling with a dog named Prince who she had not yet tired of. "He loves me," she said, and that is what is important: the attention the dog can give to her.
