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Not content with inflicting her ubiquitious presence on the world with TV shows, endless cookbooks, irritating neologisms, indiscriminate endorsements, and inadvertent support of the PLO, Rachael Ray is now writing a memoir, reveals E!'s Ted Casablanca, who makes no bones about his utter disdain for Ms. Ray and her endeavors. EVOhno is what she wants to call the tale of how she went from Macy's salesgirl to loved-and-loathed multimillionairess, according to a source at her publisher, who also gripes that Ray is "really difficult to work with and misses deadlines." Hopefully in exchange for the aggravation and the fat advance that's no doubt being paid, Little Miss Yum-o will be forced to dish the real dirt about her life, prostitute-patronising husband, rumored plastic surgery and all.